Driving at 45 m.p.h. I crushed the brake through the floor when I saw this sign. It wasn't an "Aha!" moment but a "Ah, geez!" moment.

She's a good sturdy church name. But she's so close to being great. I say rechristen the place, "Bible First Baptist Church." That name showers the word "Bible" with power. That name has alliteration. Most important, Bible First Baptist Church has a beat. Two syllables, one, two syllables, one.  It's a battle cry, a flag-waving philosophy, a revolutionary Christian four word song. And ears love the music it makes.

Choose your word order with care. Give your next message more flair.