Amorosino Wins 2010 Einstein Twain Award
For amazing parallels between his work and theirs, Chris Amorosino crowned himself with the totally bogus 2010 Einstein Twain Award.
Like Mark Twain in 1862, Chris Amorosino in 2009 earned about $25 a week for his skilled writing. Like Twain and Albert Einstein, Amorosino has bad hair.
For 12 years, Einstein was a driving force at the great Princeton University. For 12 seconds, Amorosino drove with force through the Princeton campus. Everyone knows there will never be another Einstein. Everyone hopes there will never be another Amorosino.
Congratulations, Chris. Your shocking creativity in making up this award proves that the reports of your dearth of originality have been greatly exaggerated. As he predicted, Twain died when Haley's Comet returned. Twain said he'd go out with the comet and Amorosino says he will now go without further comment.
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